half flaccid
"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
half flaccid by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016
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Half flaccid
The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.
*walks through hallway half flaccid*
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
Half flaccid by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018
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half flaccid • Half-life 2 • half life • Half and half • HALF-BAKED • Half • Half a Fag • Half Life 3 • half-assed • half-sender
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