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half astral 

Behavioral condition where the individual is so lost in their spiritual terminology that the words they use lack substance on the physical plane. Confusion between spiritual terms and reality that leads to obnoxious behavior to other people.

This condition often leads to inconsistent behavior, lack of follow through, self image of inflated grandiosity, colorful lies about past accomplishments and/or experiences, and the triumph of a deluded image of the world and how it works over any practical understanding of the relationship of cause and effect.

Spiritual terms are often used to excuse oneself from accountability. The individual often casts negative judgements on others who refuse to go along with their world view and cloaks this judgement in language that attempts to bolster their own self image of spiritual superiority.

Can also be recognized by a distinct denial of the negative side of human experience and behavior and will often say phrases like, "It's all good". Afflicted individual may also use the phrase "Spirit told me" or "I have no ego" to evade personal accountability. This condition is often seen, but not limited to, New Age and/or Neo Pagan Spirituality.
Getting into a minor traffic accident so she could claim a "near-death experience" was just so half-astral.

Jamie's half astral explanation of Suzie's cancer was that it was caused by Suzie's negative thoughts.

John's off in the half astral.

Someone who loves the idea of spiritual communal living until it is time to wash the dishes or take the trash out.

Someone who claims spiritual expertise though has only read books on the subject. The person doesn't pray, light candles, meditate, or otherwise actually practice the tradition that they claim to be an expert in.

People who think that spending money on expensive retreats and international travel with famous authors and other gurus is the same as doing personal spiritual work for self betterment.

Someone who has an affluent life and thinks that people starving in Africa chose to do so in a previous incarnation.

Someone with their head in the clouds and up their ass at the same time.

People who consider their Facebook posts or other social media outlet interactions activism without actually doing anything in person like making a phone call to their representative, planting a garden, or attending a protest.
half astral by Bee Naughty April 2, 2013
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half-astral 

Being of two worlds and having one foot in each. Someone who is equally focused in both the physical and astral worlds.
As the woman peered out at the lake her presence took on a half-astral radiance.

His half-astral vibe heightened as he was communing with a Spirit who sought his attention.
half-astral by PaintsWithWords October 20, 2022

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026