hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.

" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "

hairy porn by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017

fortnite hairy ball porn 

yeehaw

jackson: hey fred can we go on your computer and watch fortnite hairy ball porn in hd quality?
fred: what the fuck

fortnite hairy ball porn by judec June 24, 2023

hair porn 

Stana Katic's hair

person 1: What's hair porn?

person 2: Stana Katic's hair

person 1: Who?

person 2: Detective Kate Beckett from Castle

person 1: Ohhhhh okay!

hair porn by naughtsfan September 7, 2011

hair porn 

when someone's hair is so sexy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you're watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person...and their hair)

-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson's hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"

hair porn by Jazmania March 17, 2009

hair porn 

n. Hair that is very attractive looking, especially on a certain person who is attractive. It is usually determined by the hairstyle and how messy it is.

"Look at that picture of David Tennant! Talk about hair porn!"

hair porn by WhovianGirl August 20, 2011

Hair Porn 

Beautiful, enticing images of hair that are so alluring they become addictive.

Hair that is so good that it must be 'bad'.

My wife/husband caught me browsing through PYXIE in the middle of the night, again, and I had to admit - I'm addicted to hair porn.

Whenever my hair needs a little inspiration, I treat myself to some hair porn and the ideas start flowing.

Hair Porn by wikiwordsmith August 1, 2014

Hair porn 

Pictures of extensions, weaves, wigs, hairstyles, hair color etc. for the purpose of imagining what one's hair would look like in the pictured fashion and feeding one's addiction of making online purchases of hair and hair products. Predominately found in the African American female community, but spreading quickly through white girls as well. The crash of the economy has caused white females to not be able to get the extensions done for 1k dollars anymore, so they have turned to hair porn to diy.

Youtube User "MySewinWeavesAretheBomb" just sent me hair porn linking to some deeply discounted Virgin Indian Remi hair in wefts, i-tips and u-tips, shipped from overseas. I have got to buy it all now and glue it on to my head. I want to be a mermaid. A beautiful black mermaid.

Hair porn by Tinkershells July 17, 2011