hairy plate 

see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.

"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"

hairy plate by jamie_ledge October 5, 2006

hair-all-over-the-place 

shabbily messed-up coif

a strong wind blew my hair-all-over-the-place

hair-all-over-the-place by girlacrossthesea September 25, 2005