hairy hoof

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An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!

Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!

hairy hoof by methilmings November 24, 2011

Words you can keep

harry hoofter

one who has sex with one of the same sex. usually aimed as an insult towards a male.

you're a harry hoofter, now jog on before i kick you in the nuts, ya ride!

harry hoofter by jackshaw8 April 16, 2005

Related Words

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harry hoofter

Derogative term for a male homosexual. An example of rhyming slang; the source of this phrase is poofter.

Stop checkin out ma erse, ya harry hoofter!

harry hoofter by Chad4051 November 5, 2005

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026