hairy beanbag 

The adult male Scrotum.

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

hairy beanbag by A pimp called 'Slickback' July 30, 2008

Hairy beanbag 

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

Hairy beanbag by Splocious May 23, 2020

Hairy Bean Bag 

A man nut sack or scrotum with pubic hair.

Suck my hairy bean bag you fucking moolie.

Hairy Bean Bag by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003