Hairy Dick 

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Hairy Dick by Izers December 5, 2018

hairy dick 

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy

Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.

hairy dick by Awesomenam December 5, 2014

Hairy Dick 

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

Hairy Dick by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

hairy dick cheese by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

Dick and Hairy 

Man and woman

Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"

Dick and Hairy by Bold and Beautiful November 14, 2011

Hair Dick 

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

Hair Dick by Gladdymum September 27, 2018