hagp

Because giraffes are tall, when they pee, the stream comes down from a great height. Therefore, when someone is under the influence of alcohol, drugs, or other psychotropic substances, they can be said to be hagp.

Example: I was on the phone with my friend and I asked him to help me find my phone because I was hagp.

hagp by WhippedFrosting March 25, 2020

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Hagpa

A word with no real meaning, but used by two (or more) people in order to intimidate another person (or people) by making them feel less smart, due to the fact that they do not even know the word.

Person 1: omg that was so hagpa of them!
Person 2: i know! What do you think *insert name*?
Person 3: oh... Umm... I.. I don't know?

Hagpa by Ima pseudonym June 29, 2012

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hagp • Hagpa • Hagpile

Hagpile

When a bunch of 50 year old cougars jumping on some hot young dumb thing. Alternatively what happens at the supermarket when fighting over the last roll of toilet paper.

Wow take a look at that hagpile all over that poor kid

Hagpile by Veryrealwords April 30, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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