haggly

well rough, like a flabby vagina.

Good evening haggly one-piece, how is your kettle?

by hot_thighs2k7 June 10, 2007

haggly

Coarse; mossy. Slow and unexciting, just like your sex life.

Persona A: *being haggly*
Person B: "yo why are you so slow and haggly"

by keyboard-69 March 21, 2022

hawgly

A person that exhibits aesthetic deficiencies (i.e. fat and ugly).

"Shut up, my girlfriend is a BBW."

"Naw dude, that bitch is hawgly!"

by The Deag July 12, 2009

crap-haggler

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

hagglegat

A juice tasting party and potluck with many exotic foods like Jewish fish and Pablo's pies.

" Oh man I love the salamander sauce that you brought to our hagglegat!"

by Liwimouse April 22, 2022

haggle

To try and convince someone to make whatever they are selling a lower price. They'll suggest a price, you'll suggest a lower one, and each of you keep on suggesting prices until you are willing to pay.

"The boat is $1000."

"I'll pay you 500."

"850."

"700."

"Deal! Pay me $700 and the boat is yours."

by Newbia June 23, 2004

dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013