Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

hag bag

A bag full of hags; also known as a fraggot.

Blake is true hag bag.

by Blakeub January 05, 2008

hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones

Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018