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JETSET LIFE HACKS 

A list of 33 success patterns into used to consistently create real tangible positive results and effortlessly overcome all challenges, create real-lasting generational wealth and improve your overall quality of life. These 33 jetset life hacks can be learned quickly as an automatic consequence of raising one's level of consciousness which is merely simply guaranteed by just becoming aware of the list. The list was created by Josh King Madrid aka JetSetFly, who has devoted the five years of his life to learning, practicing, and teaching others about the success patterns that millionaires, professional athletes, celebrities, and geniuses all share.
TImmy: My life sucks man, I wish there was a way to use cheat-codes in real life to become successful.
TheBlondeJon: There is. The cheat codes are known as JETSET LIFE HACKS. Stop being a dummy and read it.
JETSET LIFE HACKS by piaheza September 29, 2022
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hackspawn 

In a first person shooter, the act of spawning in a strategic position which allows you to pwn uber nubbage. Although no one can control where they spawn, hackspawning is often a strategic advantage for the team who is lucky enough to do so. It is often favored to hackspawn close to the enemy's flag, KOTH position, etc.
d000d!!11 I was totally hackspawning on some nubs yesterday! I sp4wn3d like 3 feet from their flag! ZOMG!!!11 HACKSPAWN!!!!
hackspawn by T3hMasterChief March 4, 2009

hackstat 

A facebook status that is the result of someone hacking into one's facebook. Often funny, random, or very dirty.
One guy: Hey, I heard you won the National Science Fair? Congrats!

One girl: Oh no. That was a hackstat.
hackstat by apspanish May 28, 2011

Hackshow 

To be hack is to be bad at the thing you do best, or something you like to do. You fail at it. Being a hackshow is essentialy putting on a show of failure. Trying, and trying again to do something right, without any progress.
Bob: What is that, like, your twentieth try at trying to hit the ball with your racket?

Fred(trying desparetly to hit the ball): Yeah, but i think im going to get it soon!

Bob: GIVE IT UP YOU HACKSHOW.
Hackshow by sex-c-latino September 23, 2009

Hacksaur 

Someone who is a elite hacker, usually around level 27, who can, like, totally fuck with the system. This man is talented, probably lives at home with his mom, and is really really good at WoW.

How does one become a hacksaur?
Simply devote you life to computers and all things technological. It is the only way, I mean, one does not simply walk in to Mordor, just as one does not simply transform in to a hacksaur.

Hacksaur derrives from a WoW character, but you knew that already, didn't you- you hacksaur apprentice.
Fact: Looking it up on Urban Dictionary is the first step of becoming one.
Jane: I'm sitting in my fucking library trying to play fucking tetris and Websense- the root of ALL EVIL wont let me.
Random kid with acne and glasses: Let me see you Mac.
*Sneezes on it, hands it back"*
Here you go, not only does it do tetris now, it also flys.

The whole library in unison: THANK YOU HACKSAUR!
Hacksaur by your mother in mah bed February 20, 2009

Hacksagging 

To briefly mention something for intention of a second party asking for further detail.
Wes: Oh man that was the greatest movie ever!
Raechel: Stop hacksagging!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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