Hammsered 

The act of being completely intoxicated, via Hamm's or Hamm's Special Light. Also, any other beverage from "The Land of the Sky Blue Waters."

Kuren: "I got really wasted last night off of too many wine coolers."

Cody: "I got Hammsered."

Hammsered by Miller_time November 19, 2012

hamsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hamsterdam until they shut the place down

hamsterdam by molson622 April 28, 2007

hamstered 

*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.

"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."

hamstered by annieb June 22, 2006

Johnny Hamsterdick 

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.

Johnny Hamsterdick by J. Casey January 28, 2009

hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.

"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"

hamsterdance by Carrite March 16, 2009

Hamstered 

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

Hamstered by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

hamsterdick 

An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.

1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

hamsterdick by Raisou September 2, 2009