h8lyf 

Means: hate life

Often used when mad or not pleased with what is happening.

My mom just took my phone away, h8lyf.

h8lyf by rememberingme;D December 21, 2010

holyfield 

Tha real deal, Serious, Not a joke or not to be brushed off or ignored.

I'm boutta go get em for what they done. That's holyfield.

holyfield by JasonLivesFridayTha13th June 28, 2016

holyfuckinguacamoley 

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility

(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!

holyfuckinguacamoley by NeelieEchelon6277 September 21, 2010

Holyfuckamoly 

A derivative term and "knock-off" of the old-fashioned saying of "Holy-Moly!"
Commonly and properly used in a "WTF" moment or moment of surprise and utter shock.

Holyfuckamoly Chad!!! You just made me cum three times in less than thirty minutes!

Holyfuckamoly by th3chad April 4, 2011

real deal holyfield 

Something that is true or legitimate.

Originates from American boxer Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield; popularized as a phrase by Snoop Dogg in "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang"

"And that's realer than Real Deal Holyfield" - Snoop Dogg

You can get either the generic brand or go for the real deal holyfield if you want the quality kind.

real deal holyfield by Freak Speely November 24, 2009

holyfuckingshiton 

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.

I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.

holyfuckingshiton by J3 August 11, 2004

holyfuckton

A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton

My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.

holyfuckton by J3 August 11, 2004