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I am Groot 

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
I am Groot by mag21 August 17, 2014
Related Words
gyoot Gyooty goot gooter Groot gooty gootch Gooth Goother Grooted

Gootnick 

That kid over there has had a sprained ankle for three months, what a Gootnick!
Gootnick by ih8twins February 14, 2010

Grootmoor 

a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs
"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"
Grootmoor by croissantfeet May 26, 2020
cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
Groot by harambewasalie August 11, 2016
Glootte is a black cat with yellow eyes, usually with his pacifier.
In any case where there is a black cat, it is Glootte
Hey did you see Glootte that other day?”
“No thats retarded
glootte by cobsi June 11, 2021

gynotikolobomassophile

It is someone who likes to nibble on womens' earlobes.
My husband wouldn't stop nibbling my earlobes. I thinks he's a gynotikolobomassophile.