Gym Wanker

Defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the Gym Wanker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn

Chris is a proper Gym Wanker, standing in the office after a lunch session getting his shake on...

Gym Wanker by Buckers June 11, 2014

Gym wanker

A person who's life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. This person likes to perform sex acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. Probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the sex act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.

Guy 1 - "Hey did you see that photo Ron uploaded of him making out with a 70K hand weight last night"

Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker

Gym wanker by NoWan69 February 28, 2012

gym wanker

a) A person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically homosexual

b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous

Mr Gibbons is such a gym wanker

gym wanker by Fuh-Keface69 December 1, 2011

Gym Wanker

A person who obviousy doesn't go to the gym often if even at all, but decides to go once and attempts to workout but does all the workouts for the machines incorrectly and afterwards believes they still got a legitimate work out in and may even post on social media about how they "got a good workout in "even though they didn't legitimatly do one.

Guy to his bro: Hey who's that new guy in the gym?

Bro: Oh, he's nobody. That's just a Gym Wanker, look he's not even doing his workouts correctly, lol

Gym Wanker by Jrisc96 January 6, 2016