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Knowing a Gylfi is so cool, as all Gylfi's have ginormous pennises, they like to have fun and sleep with sexy women everyday, in the lunch cafeteria bathroom.
Wow that guy is so hot, he is such a Gylfi.
Who is that guy over there with big pennis, bro that's Gylfi.
Gylfi by emiliaosk May 5, 2022
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knowing a Gylfi is a very lucky position, they are always very hot sexy and smart
who is that hot guy he must be a gylfi
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Gylfi • Gylfie • golfing • Gelfie • Gulfisha • gyllian • Gilfing • golfie • Gülfidan • gyli
Gylfi is commonly used to reference cocaine or any other drug that you inhale. (Gylfi Snifferson)
Fancy picking up some Gylfi on the weekend bey?
Gylfi by @hoonz August 5, 2021
knowing someone named Gylfi is a huge privilege, they get loads of women and are treated like kings, they like women.
Omg is that Gylfi over there, he is so hot, i want him.
Gylfi by emiliaosk May 5, 2022
A selfie with a goat
When you come to the farm, my friendly goat will want you to take a gelfie with him.
Gelfie by Teothepitbull April 4, 2019

Golfin' em 

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.
Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013

Adventure Golfing 

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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