Goodie Raper 

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

Goodie Raper by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011

Goodie closet 

A closet filled with goods

“Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
“Sure”

Goodie closet by PigIA September 1, 2020

slim goodie 

A skinny/ slim girl who is also sexy or attractive

Keep calm and f*ck a slim goodie

slim goodie by hkayy March 12, 2015

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

Screenshot Goodies by David The Strange May 28, 2009

goodie closet 

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."

goodie closet by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

Goodie Bird 

Noun. A person with great taste

Your boy Zack is a goodie bird on wine.

Goodie Bird by HustleKingBFG January 27, 2019

bliss goodies 

The object of Adam Lambert's desire and what he used to do a great tutorial on mascara.

1.)"OMG did you see how cute Adam Lambert was when he clawed and meowed for those bliss goodies?!"
2.)after recieving bag of bliss goodies..."Yaaay!!" then claws open bag in a frenzy.

bliss goodies by iheartadamlambert July 18, 2010