GooGuy: A member of the Sigma Goo Fraternity who wears inordinate amounts of under armour. i.e. backpack, shoes, coats, arm bands, head bands. Goo Guys have also been known to work out on a regular basis and do so wearing cut offs.
Hey look its Doubek the biggest fucking Goo Guy on campus.
Doubek please don't touch my stuff, you're such a Goo Guy you'll get goo all over it.
Nate's gooing out so hard today he's leaving a trail of goo behind him.
Gross the doorknob has goo all over it, Doubek must be in there!
The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? is the most social form of salutation. Primarily indigenous to West Coast North American Males, originating in California, this super-friendly hello is quickly spreading across the globe. Which only begs one question:
Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 1: Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!
An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around. The meme involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.