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semen.
guy = male
goo = ejaculate
Betty: "I want to guzzle your guy goo!"
Joe: "Okay!"
guy goo by Darin September 21, 2005
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Goo Guy: A member of the Sigma Goo Fraternity who wears inordinate amounts of under armour. i.e. backpack, shoes, coats, arm bands, head bands. Goo Guys have also been known to work out on a regular basis and do so wearing cut offs.
Hey look its Doubek the biggest fucking Goo Guy on campus.
Doubek please don't touch my stuff, you're such a Goo Guy you'll get goo all over it.
Nate's gooing out so hard today he's leaving a trail of goo behind him.
Gross the doorknob has goo all over it, Doubek must be in there!
Goo Guy by Goo Hater November 11, 2009

Moo Goo Guy Pan 

The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
Moo Goo Guy Pan by Mike May 16, 2004

Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? 

Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? is the most social form of salutation. Primarily indigenous to West Coast North American Males, originating in California, this super-friendly hello is quickly spreading across the globe. Which only begs one question:

Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 1: Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!

I da guy la da gove you da goo 

I da guy la da gove you da goo, means i love you in gobbledegook. an official language
I da guy la da gove you da goo so much!

Good Guy Greg 

An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around. The meme involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.
Good Guy Greg: Borrows $5. Pays you back $10.
Good Guy Greg by DrDragun June 14, 2011

Good-Time-Guy

A man who has a lot of casual sex with women and/or men with no commitment involved.
"I don't want anything to do with a good-time-guy like him"
Good-Time-Guy by Kreatus May 30, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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