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Guwahati 

Capital of State of Assam under the Indian Union. 252 sq km in size and is bigger than any Indians living outside northeast would imagine. Only medium sized city in the northeast India. Fifth fastest growing city in India also comes in top consumer market cities in India. And a really good skyline to see.
The city is beautifully located in the banks of Brahmaputra and Hills of Meghalaya on another side. Connected by Guwahati Rly station ( NF Railway Division HQ ). LGB International Airport and East West Corridor NH Way passing through it.

People of guwahati are little rude or rather short tempered. Outsiders may find the place unfriendly. And yes Guwahati is not cheap, property rates are highest in East India. Goods and Taxes are also high. Guwahati has as much vehicles than the whole northeast put together.

The good side is Guwahati is a very spacious place every household necessarily has a lawn.
People of guwahati are not all busy but have enough money to shop. The youths are totally westernized and some easternized too. Rich to poor gap is very less and city boasts an average income level for all. Everyone wears low waist jeans and yes guwahatians are brand specific rich and poor all go by brands.

Shopping malls , upscale townships, Pubs ( 150 ), bars in every corner.
hey , lets move to Guwahati.
Guwahati by chootmeinbhoot December 14, 2010
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Ritupon Baishya from Guwahati Assam India 

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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
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Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026