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Guwahati 

Capital of State of Assam under the Indian Union. 252 sq km in size and is bigger than any Indians living outside northeast would imagine. Only medium sized city in the northeast India. Fifth fastest growing city in India also comes in top consumer market cities in India. And a really good skyline to see.
The city is beautifully located in the banks of Brahmaputra and Hills of Meghalaya on another side. Connected by Guwahati Rly station ( NF Railway Division HQ ). LGB International Airport and East West Corridor NH Way passing through it.

People of guwahati are little rude or rather short tempered. Outsiders may find the place unfriendly. And yes Guwahati is not cheap, property rates are highest in East India. Goods and Taxes are also high. Guwahati has as much vehicles than the whole northeast put together.

The good side is Guwahati is a very spacious place every household necessarily has a lawn.
People of guwahati are not all busy but have enough money to shop. The youths are totally westernized and some easternized too. Rich to poor gap is very less and city boasts an average income level for all. Everyone wears low waist jeans and yes guwahatians are brand specific rich and poor all go by brands.

Shopping malls , upscale townships, Pubs ( 150 ), bars in every corner.
hey , lets move to Guwahati.
Guwahati by chootmeinbhoot December 14, 2010
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026