gurtezh 

Someone who’s incredible stupid and deluded but thinks they’re intelligent. Also has a hunchback and has a terrible taste in football teams.

“I just saw a man with glasses walk straight into a glass door. He’s such a Gurtezh!”

“My friend wore his sister’s underwear to school yesterday because he thought it was his. That dumb cunt is the biggest Gurtezh I know.”

“My girlfriend and I watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame on Disney Plus last night. The main character has a hunchback as big as Gurtezh!”

gurtezh by HunchbackOfSeremban September 26, 2021

gurtegh 

noun
someone who turns down an offer of a usually fun, enjoyable act, to do something lazy like play video games

Jim: Hey you wanna go go-karting?
Bob: No, I'm playing Prince of Persia
Jim: You are such a god damn gurtegh

gurtegh by heyyyyyyyyyyyy1 July 6, 2005

Gurtegh 

Questionable Sexuality; Homosexual Demeanor; will hug other guys and touch inappropriately. Tends to make often fun situations, awkward and uncomfortable.

Ted: We're going to a party this weekend. Mason's gonna be there, wanna come?
Jim: No way! Mason is such a Gurtegh!

Gurtegh by Micheal Ru October 26, 2006

gurteshwar 

very nice nerd, will give you homework if you ask

Gurteshwar is such a nerd.

gurteshwar by yuvianasachar November 6, 2023