Someone who’s incredible stupid and deluded but thinks they’re intelligent. Also has a hunchback and has a terrible taste in football teams.
“I just saw a man with glasses walk straight into a glass door. He’s such a Gurtezh!”
“My friend wore his sister’s underwear to school yesterday because he thought it was his. That dumb cunt is the biggest Gurtezh I know.”
“My girlfriend and I watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame on Disney Plus last night. The main character has a hunchback as big as Gurtezh!”
“My friend wore his sister’s underwear to school yesterday because he thought it was his. That dumb cunt is the biggest Gurtezh I know.”
“My girlfriend and I watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame on Disney Plus last night. The main character has a hunchback as big as Gurtezh!”
by HunchbackOfSeremban September 26, 2021
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someone who turns down an offer of a usually fun, enjoyable act, to do something lazy like play video games
someone who turns down an offer of a usually fun, enjoyable act, to do something lazy like play video games
Jim: Hey you wanna go go-karting?
Bob: No, I'm playing Prince of Persia
Jim: You are such a god damn gurtegh
Bob: No, I'm playing Prince of Persia
Jim: You are such a god damn gurtegh
by heyyyyyyyyyyyy1 July 6, 2005
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Questionable Sexuality; Homosexual Demeanor; will hug other guys and touch inappropriately. Tends to make often fun situations, awkward and uncomfortable.
Ted: We're going to a party this weekend. Mason's gonna be there, wanna come?
Jim: No way! Mason is such a Gurtegh!
Jim: No way! Mason is such a Gurtegh!
by Micheal Ru October 26, 2006
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