gunbait
“Gunbait!”
gunbait by moogieotter February 21, 2021
Words you can keep
güntbait
One of two things.
1.) Güntbait can be that which baits Günther. This is to say something that seduces him into peeking out from hiding (or from his general cave dwelling); OR something that tricks him into leaving himself vulnerable (ie: for a trap). Güntbait in this regard usually constitutes a pair of unshaven armpits, Shrek-themed chapstick, or a (mayo only) hoagie, to name a few. Anything that really moistens his brow and gets the flood gates running.
2.) Güntbait can also refer to a highly sexual/errotic process carried out during the blood moon. When spring has died and autumn has not yet been born -- Güntbait can refer to the act of creaming your womb-broom (from base to shaft of course -- we're not amateurs here at the urban dictionary) with Best Foods "Real" mayonnaise until there is a foot high layer with no flesh in sight. Then the Güntbaiter would put the obligatory bread halves under this hulking cream-stick, and masturbate it all off until the bread is mayo-filled. Cum is recommended; as it can fall on to the bread for garnish. The Güntbaiter then may eat the sandwich below to finish the deed and adjourn the ceremony.
*Sidenote: Güntbaiting can only occur if candles are lit, petals are scattered, and the baiter in question has a mustache as bristly as it is glorious.
1.) Güntbait can be that which baits Günther. This is to say something that seduces him into peeking out from hiding (or from his general cave dwelling); OR something that tricks him into leaving himself vulnerable (ie: for a trap). Güntbait in this regard usually constitutes a pair of unshaven armpits, Shrek-themed chapstick, or a (mayo only) hoagie, to name a few. Anything that really moistens his brow and gets the flood gates running.
2.) Güntbait can also refer to a highly sexual/errotic process carried out during the blood moon. When spring has died and autumn has not yet been born -- Güntbait can refer to the act of creaming your womb-broom (from base to shaft of course -- we're not amateurs here at the urban dictionary) with Best Foods "Real" mayonnaise until there is a foot high layer with no flesh in sight. Then the Güntbaiter would put the obligatory bread halves under this hulking cream-stick, and masturbate it all off until the bread is mayo-filled. Cum is recommended; as it can fall on to the bread for garnish. The Güntbaiter then may eat the sandwich below to finish the deed and adjourn the ceremony.
*Sidenote: Güntbaiting can only occur if candles are lit, petals are scattered, and the baiter in question has a mustache as bristly as it is glorious.
1.) "Amigo! That Nicolas Cage action figure is such Güntbait! I think I can see that puta peeking out from his lair right now!"
2.) "Guys, it's the blood moon and Brian has been in his room for hours! ...Do you think he's guntbaiting?"
"Are you kidding? Have you seen the guy's mustache? Hate to break it to ya but he's been Güntbaiting for months, cupcake!"
2.) "Guys, it's the blood moon and Brian has been in his room for hours! ...Do you think he's guntbaiting?"
"Are you kidding? Have you seen the guy's mustache? Hate to break it to ya but he's been Güntbaiting for months, cupcake!"
güntbait by GüntherGGSchneck March 21, 2017
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