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güntbait
One of two things.
1.) Güntbait can be that which baits Günther. This is to say something that seduces him into peeking out from hiding (or from his general cave dwelling); OR something that tricks him into leaving himself vulnerable (ie: for a trap). Güntbait in this regard usually constitutes a pair of unshaven armpits, Shrek-themed chapstick, or a (mayo only) hoagie, to name a few. Anything that really moistens his brow and gets the flood gates running.
2.) Güntbait can also refer to a highly sexual/errotic process carried out during the blood moon. When spring has died and autumn has not yet been born -- Güntbait can refer to the act of creaming your womb-broom (from base to shaft of course -- we're not amateurs here at the urban dictionary) with Best Foods "Real" mayonnaise until there is a foot high layer with no flesh in sight. Then the Güntbaiter would put the obligatory bread halves under this hulking cream-stick, and masturbate it all off until the bread is mayo-filled. Cum is recommended; as it can fall on to the bread for garnish. The Güntbaiter then may eat the sandwich below to finish the deed and adjourn the ceremony.
*Sidenote: Güntbaiting can only occur if candles are lit, petals are scattered, and the baiter in question has a mustache as bristly as it is glorious.
1.) Güntbait can be that which baits Günther. This is to say something that seduces him into peeking out from hiding (or from his general cave dwelling); OR something that tricks him into leaving himself vulnerable (ie: for a trap). Güntbait in this regard usually constitutes a pair of unshaven armpits, Shrek-themed chapstick, or a (mayo only) hoagie, to name a few. Anything that really moistens his brow and gets the flood gates running.
2.) Güntbait can also refer to a highly sexual/errotic process carried out during the blood moon. When spring has died and autumn has not yet been born -- Güntbait can refer to the act of creaming your womb-broom (from base to shaft of course -- we're not amateurs here at the urban dictionary) with Best Foods "Real" mayonnaise until there is a foot high layer with no flesh in sight. Then the Güntbaiter would put the obligatory bread halves under this hulking cream-stick, and masturbate it all off until the bread is mayo-filled. Cum is recommended; as it can fall on to the bread for garnish. The Güntbaiter then may eat the sandwich below to finish the deed and adjourn the ceremony.
*Sidenote: Güntbaiting can only occur if candles are lit, petals are scattered, and the baiter in question has a mustache as bristly as it is glorious.
1.) "Amigo! That Nicolas Cage action figure is such Güntbait! I think I can see that puta peeking out from his lair right now!"
2.) "Guys, it's the blood moon and Brian has been in his room for hours! ...Do you think he's guntbaiting?"
"Are you kidding? Have you seen the guy's mustache? Hate to break it to ya but he's been Güntbaiting for months, cupcake!"
2.) "Guys, it's the blood moon and Brian has been in his room for hours! ...Do you think he's guntbaiting?"
"Are you kidding? Have you seen the guy's mustache? Hate to break it to ya but he's been Güntbaiting for months, cupcake!"
güntbait by GüntherGGSchneck March 21, 2017
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Simon Fredberg Günbat by ssimon691 November 22, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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