An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
A awesome dude who gives no fucks about what anyone says... He is also very kind but can be a real bitch when u fuck with any of his friends or family..and he sticks up for what he believes in
A particularly fun fruit. Green on the outside, pink on the inside. The Juice is simply marvelous. The fruit is popularly served in halves, and chosen over pear halves.
"Would you care for half a pear?"
"I'd far rather half a guava!"