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guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
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Guini is my soulmate, I love her so much
Guini by cringeyaladdin March 17, 2020
Someone or something that is above Excellent, Brilliant or Awesome. Someone who is a Gun.
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Gunisha is like a smile
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gurnisht 

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.
I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.
gurnisht by cornholio October 9, 2003