The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Someone that makes you feel special and loved,, life without them would feel empty and sad. Treasure your guini well because if you lose them, you might have just lost your world. Make sure you make them feel appreciated and loved. Give your absolute 100%.