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Big Guinea

A giant Guinea Pig who neeps daily for his fans, can be seen on your local "big guinea network" (check local listings for station). Can be seen every night at 11PM. Many believe it to be a product of heavy drug use, but they are wrong. The Big Guinea is a product of mental retardation.
Dude, did you see the Big Guinea neep 3 times last night?!
Big Guinea by Big-Guinea-Spokesman February 17, 2013

Guineapigman 

A man who likes to eat poor guinea pigs out of their cage in the laundry room
Storm and teddy got eaten by the Guineapigman
Guineapigman by Bigfatjason December 7, 2018

Suïcidale guineapigs 

the lascivity of ethnic minorities with a dyslexic dialect. Sometimes I get a wet dream of that smeared with swimmer's eczema and secretly castrated goldfish.
#suicidal #death #down syndrome #castrated # gold digger # yellow
that person typically suffers from suïcidale guineapigs
I have a moisty suïcidale guineapig who going to Church

Suïcidale guineapigs 

the lascivity of ethnic minorities with a dyslexic dialect. Sometimes I get a wet dream of that smeared with swimmer's eczema and secretly castrated goldfish.
#suicidal #death #down syndrome #castrated # gold digger # yellow
that person typically suffers from suïcidale guineapigs
I have a moisty suïcidale guineapig who going to Church
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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