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Guidi, get yo pasta lookin' ass outta here
Guidi by Guidi94 November 6, 2010

Bentlee Guidi

Running into traffic head on completely naked. To perform a Bentlee Guidi you must also have a clown nose on the tip of your penis while you run into traffic. You must also ask them all to come scoop.
Ugh my chungus ass life… I might go Bentlee Guidi to maybe find some friends.
Bentlee Guidi by doitfartbabygorl November 12, 2025
A good kind of idiot

An idiot but not in a bad dusty way
Those guys are a bunch of gidiots!

Zac is such a gidiot!
gidiot by dinosaurguy98 October 20, 2020

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"
Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012