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A young Armenian male residing in the U.S. (mainly in the L.A./Glendale, CA area) who is usually defined by his oily hair, over usage of cologne, cigarette breath, facial hair of some sort, excessive jewelry, jump suit, and a Beemer. These traits are similar to the North East U. S. "guido," who is usually of Italian descent. Hence the word: GUID + IAN, where "guid" is derived from "guido." The "ian" ending comes from the suffix of almost all Armenian last names.
This Beemer full of guidians barely ran me over when I crossed Glendale Ave!
guidian by J. D. Lombardian January 12, 2008
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Guidianette 

A female guidian. The Armenian version of an Italian guidette. Usually an Armenian girl from the US (The San Fernando Valley, ie: Encino, Tarzana, & Glendale). Fake breasts, designer handbag, usually driving a BMW or Mercedes Benz, long black or platinum hair (extentions), TONS of makeup, and lives off of her many boyfriends or daddy. A very high maintence princess.
Did you see that guidianette at the club last night?
Guidianette by liljouj December 5, 2009

Guidevantage 

When, in a game of Dungeons and Dragons, one player has to perform a certain action (like a Rogue unlocking a locked chest), and two players help them to maximize chances of success (one by giving them Advantage, and the other using Guidance on them).
I'll open the lock, guys, give me Guidevantage.
Guidevantage by DarklordKyo August 6, 2017
a swagmeister. someone who is authentic to who they really are despite being anxious about it.
wow, those hot pink checkerboard pants are so cool, what a guidian.
Guidian by yungbubblegum November 22, 2021
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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