Gruntmog

The act of Mogging someone in a public space such as a gym, bathroom, park, etc by grunting in a far more aggressive and overt way. Can be done in a completely unintentional manner or as a show of dominance.

Aiden: I'm going to mog you lil bro

Eric: bro shut the fuck up I gruntmog your tiny ass any day of the week

by mogologist January 22, 2024

Gruntmoggy

A made up word used in the computer rooms of London's square mile by IT staff (geeks) who wish to break the monotony of being stuck in a noisy bland environment.
Gruntmoggy should almost be sung rather than spoken and can be used with any combination of other made up sounds.
In the late 90's it was not uncommon to find photocopied drawings of a mans body in black tie with a cats head. It's believed that this was the embodiment of Gruntmoggy.

Eeee arrrr orrrr Gruntmoggy ahhhhhhhhhorrrrrrr

by PeeGeeUK August 25, 2010

Gruntlog

A gruntlog is a turd that is large and dry, and is painful to pass.

Also can refer to a person who is hard work to be around.

Aw Man. I just heaved a massive gruntlog. I might need to go to the doctors for some needlework.

Fuck. he is such a gruntlog. He argues with everything even when he hasn't got a fucking clue about what he is talking about.

by Carvaka August 21, 2018

gruntmol

The Grantman, oppressor of the oppressed.

All hail Gruntmol.

by The Grantman October 8, 2003

GRÜNTMOL

All hail!
GRÜNTMOL is the solution to all your problems big and small. Pray to him and receive his blessings.

Satan's other son, you know, the good one.

by Ivan the not so terrible September 5, 2004