Grunskyism 

The term used to describe someone who has the innate ability to topple a bandwagon that previously had a great deal of momentum behind it. In other words, a bandwagon jumper who causes the team to lose or the bandwagon to crash.

Brock Lesnar became UFC champion after four fights. After a successful title defense, he gained one too many fans - the one with Grunskyism came on board. Brock immediately lost the belt and hasn't been seen in the UFC since.

The Vancouver Canucks were having an amazing playoff run. They seemed unstoppable and made it to the Stanley Cup Finals.. Then that guy hopped on the Canucks bandwagon. He has Grunskyism and within a week, the Canucks fell apart, lost the finals, and Vancouver rioted. Grunskyism.

Grunskyism by G-ism October 20, 2011

Grundlesmooch 

The male on Male version of scissoring.

Noun: That Grundlesmooch session at the male strip-club last night was insane.
Verb: The Grundlesmooching commenced quickly once Herbert lured Chris into the wrestling ring.

Credits:
Word creation: User: mull3286 at Reddit
Word definition: User: freshOJ at Reddit

Grundlesmooch by Annonomouse June 7, 2013

Grudaism 

Grudaism is the belief and philosophy that Gru Supreme helped the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the universe. However, people started forgetting Gru, making him lose his power, turning into Felonius Gru. However, once he consumes all of the Minion Stones, he says his signature catchphrase, “Bye bye, Gorls!” And assumes his upgraded form, Absolute Gru. Also, if you seduce Gru enough, he turns back into his prime form, Gru Supreme.

Gorls, your resistance against Grudaism is futile.

Grudaism by Stefán Multiverse September 21, 2019

Gradyism 

A political movement that began in the United States in the early 2020s by Leftists and Progressives who became disenchanted with the increasingly pro-Putin foreign policy rhetoric of Left Twitter, and the growing ideological overlap between Lefty influencers/posters/podcasters and MAGA populists on the far-right. In addition to reevaluating certain long-held beliefs after taking a series of L's as a result of feeling compelled to "hand it" to the libs who turned out to be right about Trump planning a coup and Russia planning to invade Ukraine.

Gradyism, a term taken from the name of one of a handful of Twitter personalities who ran for office in 2020 as a bit, is based on aspects of democratic socialism and liberal internationalism, patriotism for the founding ideals of the United States and its cultural achievements, and support for an electoralist strategy of Progressive/Left entryism into the Democratic Party.

"I don't see how these Gradyism weirdos on Twitter can support Palestine and NATO at the same time."

Gradyism by hankyman December 20, 2022

Grandism 

Grandism is when a person believes that small actions like unboxing or using something for the first time are grand and major. They will often at times make big deals out of these small actions, and will get mad if another person does it for them. They fear that if nobody sees them, then it's meaningless.

John had never used that item in the game before due to his Grandism, but has only done it now because he is around his friends.

Grandism by thelionking____ March 1, 2021

grundlesmoocher 

A person who enjoys licking/kissing/sucking on gooches when eating out someone. Or if you're gay, sucking cock and then smoochin' some grundle while your parnters ballsack rests on your forehead. Or can be used as an insult to a polo wearing douchebag.

Man I just love smoochin' some grundle- random gay guy

Yo Mike, did you see Rob? He wears that stupid polo hat amd thinks his flows' sweet. Hes a fucking grundlesmoocher.

grundlesmoocher by Danny Buckets December 17, 2013

Grundlesmith 

Root Definition: Grundle(n); the area betweem the scrotom and anus otherwise known as gooch, taint, chode... I could go on for days.
1) One with intimate knowledge of the grundle.
2) One who tends to the grundle, preventing unwanted growth by shaving and/or scrubbing.
Not to be confused with grundolicism which is the worship of the grundle.

1) Ted is the best grundlesmith ever.
2) After being in the woods for the weekend, Frank became the epitome of a grundlesmith.

Grundlesmith by Prof. J. C. L. January 22, 2008