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Grundlecakes 

(n.) grundlecakes are created when excess vaginal secretions seep from the vagina and run down to the grundle where they dry forming a flaky, crusty, build up. This usually occurs during aggressive foreplay or hardcore sex in the missionary position when the female becomes increasingly aroused and wet. The term grundlecakes refers to both the caking of the vaginal secretions to the grundle area, in addition to the actual flakes and clumps that shed from the grundle upon the bedsheets. Grundlecakes is not merely a female phenomena but can form on the male if the vaginal secretions are spread during intercourse to his grundle and dry there.
Erin was slightly disgusted and surprised to find grundlecakes all over her bedsheets the next morning after Anthony provided her with a weeks worth of orgasms the previous night.
Grundlecakes by Optimus P March 19, 2011
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grumblecakes 

Delicious snack cake made from steam and sugar. First made by Kevin Grumbles. Rumored to be the dessert of choice for liars and thieves - and those people go to prison. (Just ask The Cheat.)
"I'll give you half a Grumblecake if you say something smart."
grumblecakes by Wubbzy February 19, 2004

Grumblecakes 

Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes.And those people go to prison.Just ask The Cheat
I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something smart.
Grumblecakes by Hompsar February 18, 2004

grumblecakes 

Kevin Grumbles's specialty.
I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something intelligient.
What's that?
You know, a little cake, with some steam and sugar...
grumblecakes by Stiffy March 3, 2004

grimey griddlecakes

The act of pouring pancake (or griddlecake) mix up your butt, then shitting it out and cooking it.
Weegar loves his grimey griddlecakes. He makes it every morning.

grundelcake 

A large obese german women with lots of body hair who works in the high school cafeteria.
Look out, that Grundelcake over there is eating all the pizza.
grundelcake by Ben Dover May 6, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019