Groves 

A term synonymous with make out or hook up. Used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite sex

A: So when you were with that girl last night did Groves come a knocking?
B: Yer he did and he stayed the whole night long

Groves by year 11 July 19, 2006

Groves 

A term synonymous with make out or hook up. Used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite sex

A: So when you were with that girl last night did Groves come a knocking?
B: Yer he did and he stayed the whole night long

Groves by mister 11 September 6, 2008

Groves 

1.Someone whom often dates girls that are younger than him.

2.Someone who often stays up playing Call of Duty.

"Stop being a Groves"

Groves by blahdkfkjae November 29, 2011

Groves 

Groves can be used as either a verb or a noun. For example, as a noun, Groves is someone of little germinal fecundity. As a verb, Groves takes the the form of simply Grove or Groved (in the past tense) and means to splatter a woman's reproductive organs to little effect.

As a noun:
Girl one — So, did your boyfriend ever knock you up or what?
Girl two — No, this guy's cocksmanship is subpar, a real Groves.

As a verb:
Girl one — So, I hear you got knocked up.
Girl two — Naw, I just got my vag meat Groved.

Groves by Biggerbeazy October 20, 2006

Groves, TX 

a south east texas town full of mostly ederly people in texas experiencing white flight due to the overpouring gangs, trash, crimes, and violence of Port Arthur.

Jamal: Lets go to Groves, TX and steal riding lawn mowers out of old peoples houses!
LaTonya: You so trill Jamal lets have babies and you can leave so i can get on food stamps!

Groves, TX by n!ggaplz March 4, 2011

Groves Time 

1. excuse for being late
2. irractic arrival to events and sometimes no-shows
3. term used by entire towns on drug wait
4. expected lateness of 20 min or more of certain party members

a]Dang Casey, where the fuck you been?!!
b]man...
c]you said 10 min, 20 min ago!
a]what can i say, groves time baby, groves time.

Groves Time by Gezwa February 12, 2008

Groves Christian College 

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.

- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"

Groves Christian College by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020