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Patrick Groves 

1. A feeling of extreme accomplishment and contentment. Felt usually after a vicious sexual shindig.
2. A name given to only the most badass people to walk the planet.
(For definition 1)

Josh: So man how was last night with my sister?
John: Let's just say I'm feelin' pretty Patrick Groves right now.
A term synonymous with make out or hook up. Used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite sex
A: So when you were with that girl last night did Groves come a knocking?
B: Yer he did and he stayed the whole night long
Groves by year 11 July 19, 2006

The Marty Groves 

A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.
Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!
The Marty Groves by Joel A. Queer November 22, 2010
A term synonymous with make out or hook up. Used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite sex
A: So when you were with that girl last night did Groves come a knocking?
B: Yer he did and he stayed the whole night long
Groves by mister 11 September 6, 2008

Mrs. Groves 

Mrs. Groves is a type A math teacher at ensign middle school. She is so ADD she makes the entire class make their desks “180” at the end of every day and you have to pass the “apple test”. She hates anything as everything to do with social media and makes her students put their phones on the wall at the beginning of every class. She is also obsessed with calling herself “groovy groves”
Mrs. Groves gave me a lunch duty for too short of short because they weren’t as log and the ruler she used to measure them with

Groves, TX 

a south east texas town full of mostly ederly people in texas experiencing white flight due to the overpouring gangs, trash, crimes, and violence of Port Arthur.
Jamal: Lets go to Groves, TX and steal riding lawn mowers out of old peoples houses!
LaTonya: You so trill Jamal lets have babies and you can leave so i can get on food stamps!
Groves, TX by n!ggaplz March 4, 2011