an extremely awesome freak of nature that plays football, and can do everything on the planet and in the universe. He has lazer vision, can fly,and runs so fast they classified it as groundsmashr speed. He also the best football captain ever.

Bob: "i wish i could run faster than the speed of light"
Timothy: "well if you were groundsmasher you could run at groundsmasher speed.

groundsmasher by max2themax2 November 12, 2009

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groundment

The period in which you are grounded.

"When is my groundment over Dad? I need my iPod to do my homework!"

groundment by tiki_92090 November 16, 2007

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roundsmanship

The ethical system of buying beers in rounds amongst friends.

Good Roundsmanship would see each individual involved in a round, buying drinks for their mates in a well-ordered and timely manner, so that no glass is ever empty and the hassle and cost of going to the bar is evenly shared among the participating boozers.

Zebediah: "wasn't it Adam's turn to get the next round of beers in?"

Ezekiel: "sure was, but he has shocking roundsmanship"

roundsmanship by phexxa April 9, 2010

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Groundsing

When a person comes too close to someone. Its very uncomfortable especially when its someone you don't know. These individuals who do this is normally males, which is so not cool. They seem to think there is nothing wrong with their groundsing.

When a dude comes into a bathroom and comes to the pisser right next to the one your using when there is like 20 of them open. WTF? Yow guy move the fuck over and stop groundsing on me.

Groundsing by Biggah December 29, 2007

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