gropple hook 

invented by Irish women
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful

filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b

Old story be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ by Yorg Bohemian Grewb Halloway

gropple hook by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

gropple hook 

invented by Irish women to collect the souls of others in particular men. so a number of adverbs, typically 7.9 on avg are thrown at bystanders until they captcher their beautiful filthy fish und full em full dere gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee

Oldtale be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ Hemian Grub Galway

gropple hook by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

Turkish Grapple Hook

Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.

Mate I'll Turkish Grapple Hook you.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.

Turkish Grapple Hook by TurkishChad November 13, 2020

Grapple-hook 

Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.

Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!

Grapple-hook by Tsanuri June 17, 2009

grapplehooked 

Inebriated to a point where there is a strong tendency to fool around with dangerous implements. Appears to be of nautical origin and somewhat archaic. In modern usage, is often preceded by the phrase "Hey guys, bet you can't do this!"

"Me matey was fair grapplehooked" (archaic) "That student gets grapplehooked way more often that I do." (current)

grapplehooked by Nim Chimsky January 21, 2009