sonar kiss

The act of farting against your pregnant wife’s belly as a method of communicating with your unborn child.

Honey, let me say goodnight to the baby with a sonar kiss.

*farts against wife’s pregnant belly*
Boop. Love ya, buddy.

by micmacpattywac April 26, 2022

gritties

Grandma titties.

Yo, dude - how do you like your gritties?
Definitely dangly.

by micmacpattywac April 26, 2022