Definitions by micmacpattywac

gritties 

Grandma titties.

Yo, dude - how do you like your gritties?
Definitely dangly.

gritties by micmacpattywac April 25, 2022

sonar kiss 

The act of farting against your pregnant wife’s belly as a method of communicating with your unborn child.

Honey, let me say goodnight to the baby with a sonar kiss.

*farts against wife’s pregnant belly*
Boop. Love ya, buddy.

sonar kiss by micmacpattywac April 25, 2022