grip

an adjective used to describe a long length of time

Yo, I havent seen you in a grip. It must have been a year.

by K-BREEZY April 5, 2008

Grip

When you wake up and the fucking grass turns into shit and shit turns into grass

Person 1 - Hey son I got to mow the shit its getting long
Person 2 - Okay I need to go take a grass
Person 3 - What!!!!! Oh shit its grip day

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

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$10,000. Named so due to the size of the wad of bills. Unlike a "stack" which is how 10 $100 bills are put together (in a stack), a grip is 10 stacks, only way to hold it is to grip it because its all rolled up.

"Walk around like I got a grip in my pants, yea thats about 10 stacks..." -Young Jeezy

by Tha_Ape September 28, 2006

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A whole lot of something.

I went to the store a bought a whole grip of forties.

by PMink September 28, 2004

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The Grips

A condition in which a person experiences crippling stomach cramps, but are unable to take a shit. Will often have you wishing for sweet death and cursing yourself for having those Chili Cheese Fries for lunch. That chocolate milkshake probably didn't help matters either. Can last for several hours or in extreme cases, several days (The Raging Grips). Rest assured, when the bottom drops out though be prepared because shit is about to seriously go down (pun intended). Usually following a case of the grips is a condition called "Shotgun Disorder".

I don't know what the put in that cheeseburger but I've got a case of the grips that'll have you running for cover.

by Rocky Skyline November 5, 2009

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