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Named after the short film ‘The Green Man’, your green man is a piece of art you once made that shows how far you’ve come in your craft since you made it. Although your ‘green man’ may be something you regret, it is something you shall embrace too.
“That terrible fanfic I wrote is my green man”
Green man by Ging-er peniz March 27, 2019
That is a green man
Green Man by IcanSEEyou 69 November 24, 2019
Someone who smokes weed constantly, on the hour every hour.
“We got a Green Man stinkin’ up our apartment complex, and I’m gettin’ real fed up with him!”

Green man ecstasy 

(n. -countable)
Specific to pedestrians in urban areas.

The euphoria felt when, in full stride, you reach an intersection just as the 'walk' sign illuminates thus not having to slow down whilst simultaneously overtaking all the fools who'd been stood there waiting for the signal to change.
Dude: All this stop/go nonsense is getting on my nerves!

Dude2: Yep - I need to be hooked up with some green man ecstasy!

"It was the quickest walk from the bus stop to here - I hit like 5 Green man esctasys in a row!"
Green man ecstasy by tweakyd July 10, 2009

Crazed Green Man 

A green man that hides in TommyInnits walls to stalk him.
Tommy: *Telling secrets*
Tubbo: "A crazed green man is in de walls."
Tommy: "Oh no, get him out!"
Crazed Green Man by NotTechnoblade November 18, 2020