8 definitions by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal
Even though Daniel the Gnome was only 2 feet tall, he still managed to keempie Stacy at prom at the center of the dance floor.
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018
Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.
“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018
When you eat 1-2 more vitamin gummies than the serving size says to and you get higher than the moon.
Zack quickly ran behind his Mom, just barely hiding from her view. In a moment of triumph, he quickly dove over to the vitamin gummies and grabbed a handful of 6-7. But, within seconds, Zack’s mind got charred with psychedelic images and euphoric feelings, and to this day, he’s still on vitamin gummies, unable to be satisfied without their irresistible high and mediocre flavor.
Don’t try Hi-Tamins.
Not. Even. Once.
Don’t try Hi-Tamins.
Not. Even. Once.
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018
Someone who uses psychedelic or high-inducing materials or substances completely incorrectly, like chugging a bong, eating raw weed, drinking heroin, etc..
Person 1: “Did you see Aiden trying to snort weed at the party last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”
Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018
When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018