green dick

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004

green dick

Someone who's from the country, a rural. These people are called "green dick" because they like to sow crops before they get busy.

"Oi, Green Dick, come here you country fucker!"

by PatrickA July 19, 2006

The Green Dick

Taking any stimulant type or work out product, such as Creatine, to amp yourself up turning you into the Hulk before having sex.

"Kyle, i gave Christina the green dick!!!"
"haha nice !!! You're my hero Keaton.

by high as mile Kyle May 26, 2010

Green Dick

A title given to a fellow hunter who is quick to jump to conclusions and continuously identifies shrubbery as game, promting the more experienced hunter to refer to the bush as green (making reference to its actual fauna appearance) and dick (making reference to the persons character for making the said mistake.

Jimmy - "Hey Salty look over there pigs!"
Salty - "Green Dick"

by fieldcraft April 11, 2016

collard green dick

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.

I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.

by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011

Green dick

Whenever u have sex for the first time and ur dick turns green

Omg did u know why his dick was green. He had sex for the first time? He got the green dick

by Hhhhgrrrr March 3, 2022

Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017