green dick 

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

green dick by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004

green dick 

Someone who's from the country, a rural. These people are called "green dick" because they like to sow crops before they get busy.

"Oi, Green Dick, come here you country fucker!"

green dick by PatrickA July 19, 2006

Green Dick 

A title given to a fellow hunter who is quick to jump to conclusions and continuously identifies shrubbery as game, promting the more experienced hunter to refer to the bush as green (making reference to its actual fauna appearance) and dick (making reference to the persons character for making the said mistake.

Jimmy - "Hey Salty look over there pigs!"
Salty - "Green Dick"

Green Dick by fieldcraft April 11, 2016

Green dick 

Whenever u have sex for the first time and ur dick turns green

Omg did u know why his dick was green. He had sex for the first time? He got the green dick

Green dick by Hhhhgrrrr March 3, 2022

Green Dick Slaminitus 

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

Green Dick Slaminitus by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017

collard green dick 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.

I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.

collard green dick by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011

The Green Dick 

Taking any stimulant type or work out product, such as Creatine, to amp yourself up turning you into the Hulk before having sex.

"Kyle, i gave Christina the green dick!!!"
"haha nice !!! You're my hero Keaton.

The Green Dick by high as mile Kyle May 26, 2010