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green dick 

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.
green dick by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004
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green dick 

Someone who's from the country, a rural. These people are called "green dick" because they like to sow crops before they get busy.
"Oi, Green Dick, come here you country fucker!"
green dick by PatrickA July 19, 2006

Green Dick 

A title given to a fellow hunter who is quick to jump to conclusions and continuously identifies shrubbery as game, promting the more experienced hunter to refer to the bush as green (making reference to its actual fauna appearance) and dick (making reference to the persons character for making the said mistake.
Jimmy - "Hey Salty look over there pigs!"
Salty - "Green Dick"
Green Dick by fieldcraft April 11, 2016

Green dick 

Whenever u have sex for the first time and ur dick turns green
Omg did u know why his dick was green. He had sex for the first time? He got the green dick
Green dick by Hhhhgrrrr March 3, 2022

Green Dick Slaminitus 

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.
Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

collard green dick 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
collard green dick by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011

The Green Dick 

Taking any stimulant type or work out product, such as Creatine, to amp yourself up turning you into the Hulk before having sex.
"Kyle, i gave Christina the green dick!!!"
"haha nice !!! You're my hero Keaton.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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