greasy ipad kid 

an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.

Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.

Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.

greasy ipad kid by quanlingling_finglemingle May 11, 2022

Greasy iPad kid 

Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.

There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down

Greasy iPad kid by Family orgy time August 26, 2023