greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

Greaseable

Leftover alcohol from last nights party thats up for grabs to anybody greasy enough to drink it

"Let's go clean up and drink all the greaseables"

by Squirrel King May 12, 2010

greasepot

Term giving to someone who has acheived a certain level of greasiness. Can be used for greasy hair, skin or a general greasy presence. Greasepot generates from the disease Greasitis, where a person; normally a youth; develops grease so potent it is physically impossible to look at he/she in excess of 5.3 seconds.

Tom is such a spotty prick, the fucking greasepot.

by 00Grease1 October 15, 2009

greasepocket

Colloquialism for a wet pussy

Girl: man, my greasepocket has been really itchy today.

Friend: have you tried de-greasing your greasepocket?

by Hi there you April 22, 2019

greasehole

A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.

Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."

by anonymous October 26, 2025

greaseposting

When someone posts something to social media that is the intellectual equivalent of a corny boardwalk t-shirt graphic.

You know the kind.
The stuff that's unironically worn by toothless trailerpark grandmas where it's a picture of Tweety Bird in a pinstripe fedora gripping a fistful of money with a random quote about loyalty or something like that.

When Cheyenne found out that her best friend hooked up with her ex, she spent the whole next week greaseposting on Facebook. Cheyenne is 42.

by TheNotoriousPuff February 24, 2024