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Greaseable 

Leftover alcohol from last nights party thats up for grabs to anybody greasy enough to drink it
"Let's go clean up and drink all the greaseables"
Greaseable by Squirrel King May 12, 2010

greasepot 

Term giving to someone who has acheived a certain level of greasiness. Can be used for greasy hair, skin or a general greasy presence. Greasepot generates from the disease Greasitis, where a person; normally a youth; develops grease so potent it is physically impossible to look at he/she in excess of 5.3 seconds.
Tom is such a spotty prick, the fucking greasepot.
greasepot by 00Grease1 October 15, 2009

greasepocket 

Girl: man, my greasepocket has been really itchy today.

Friend: have you tried de-greasing your greasepocket?
greasepocket by Hi there you April 22, 2019

greasehole

A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.
Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."
greasehole by anonymous October 26, 2025

greaseposting 

When someone posts something to social media that is the intellectual equivalent of a corny boardwalk t-shirt graphic.

You know the kind.
The stuff that's unironically worn by toothless trailerpark grandmas where it's a picture of Tweety Bird in a pinstripe fedora gripping a fistful of money with a random quote about loyalty or something like that.
When Cheyenne found out that her best friend hooked up with her ex, she spent the whole next week greaseposting on Facebook. Cheyenne is 42.
greaseposting by TheNotoriousPuff February 24, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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