A politically correct substitute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being "gay" or "retarded."
1."That movie was so gaybones."
2."Don't be such a gaybones."
etc.
an adjective or expletive that is used to describe someone or something that is so homosexual that its core/skeletal system is infused with boners and has become the quintessence of all that is retarded, lame, and/or gay. most frequently used as a reaction to bullshit occuring.
wow you are so gaybones in the mouth, stop being a pussy you friggin sloot. just get out of town.
are you cereal? we have a test tomorrow? fucking gaybones and a half...what a db, so not even record.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).