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A derogatory term describing, and very useful for offending, vegetarian/vegan persons who insist on pushing their beliefs onto other people.

A stereotypical granolawhore has a massive feeling of superiority over those who eat meat, is often uneducated on their beliefs (they'll often say that humans can't actually digest meat, for example) and is completely oblivious to the fact that the person they're talking to doesn't care about their opinion.

granolawhore: "Why are you eating that? that's dead animals! you're disgusting!"
you: "Shut up, granolawhore."

granolawhore by gee_ March 7, 2018

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granolacore

A specific type of hipster that is outdoorsy and into living healthily.

Did you hear about that girl he dated? She was a mountain climbing vegan who wouldn't save her armpits. Granolacore for sure.

granolacore by metalfvck May 9, 2015

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grandmawhore

An aesthetic consisting of the grandmacore aesthetic whilst simultaneously being slutty.

That girl’s aesthetic is so swag. truely the ultimate personification of grandmawhore.

grandmawhore by bigdickgrandmaenegry June 25, 2021

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Granola whore

Typically a mix between a hippie and a slut; think of a girl you know who has slept with everyone in town and possibly in the state of (where ever you live)...and this girl probably at least pretends to fight for womens suffrage AKA rights her ancestors won YEARS ago, gay and lesbian rights, animal rights, starving children in Ethiopia, sober kids in India, is pro-life (I'd like to see what happens to her when she gets knocked up and has no clue who the father is), etc.

Does this girl dress like a modern day hippie? Does this girl think cheese is murder? Does this girl get herself involved with all of the shit out there that doesn't involve her? Does this girl rub her soy product vagina on so many dicks that her radioactive vagina is probably the cause of global warming?

Well my friend, then you indeed have a granola whore.

L&K: *walking around a college town* ew what's that smell?

GW's: WE WANT RIGHTS NOW! MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER! WE WANT RIGHTS!

L: it's those fucking granola whores!

K: didn't they win those rights like decades ago?

L: exactly.

Granola whore by KT_R October 3, 2008

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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