grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

grandpa nuts by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016

Grandma Nuts 

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

Grandma Nuts by Isamsmart November 3, 2019

Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)

Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.

Grandpants by Gauchacj November 21, 2011