grandate 

When you go out to spend quality time with your grandparent.

Are you looking forward to your grandate this evening?

grandate by Joresact August 10, 2017

Achtung Granate 

A grenade specifically designed to cause anyone in the area to pay attention to it, staring with slack-jawed reverence.

Guy 1: ACHTUNG GRANATE!
Guy 2: *Stares*
Guy 1: *Stares*

Achtung Granate by Sturmmann November 5, 2009

Grandsteaphenmorich 

Something that is humongous beyond anything the human mind thinks is “large”.

That planet is Grandsteaphenmorichally huge!

Grandsteaphenmorich by Alpie July 12, 2021

grandaded 

you knee some innocent sole in the thigh
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.

hardeep grandaded me yesterday :(

grandaded by Charley351 November 25, 2007

grandteacher 

The person who taught the person whose teaching you. Your teacher’s teacher.

See also great grandteacher.

Mr. Anderson was Mr. Jones’ teacher when he was a little boy. He is our grandteacher.

grandteacher by Rainalot_ August 10, 2020

grandager 

A person who ages gracefully, embracing change and time as it shows on the skin, in the hair, and in the character of the face. A natural person who allows the passage of time, and the experiences of life to show without the interference of cosmetic surgery or photographic filters. Someone who has lived long and has earned the right through life and experience to show and be proud of wrinkles, fine lines and changes in hair color

She was only 58 but you could see she was a grandager untouched by filters, fillers and fotoshop

grandager by Sparklelarkle July 3, 2023

Grandatious 

Better than anything you have ever seen, done, or experienced in your whole life. The absolute highlight of one’s life. The subject is so perfect that nothing and nobody else has ever been this extraordinary beautiful ever.

You are grandatious.

Grandatious by Dimk Man August 4, 2024