Magical pseudo force that "grabs" objects with low mass, and pulls them toward objects with a greater mass.

Formerly known as gravity , redefined to more appropriately describe this unproven phenomenon .

I wish I could fly like an eagle , but grabbity is constantly grabbing me to the exterior of the wet , spinning, space pear rock earth .

Grabbity by Plainsightnews June 27, 2018

Related Words

grabbity • grabity • grabbits • Grabbit Rabbit • grabbitunity • flabbity gabbity

Grabbity

Mispronunciation of gravity. Uttered by brainlet Flat Earthers who think they’re clever for saying this cringy shit.

Grabbity keeps us from falling off the earth but birds can fly and clouds are in the air?!? Do you even science bro?

Grabbity by BilgeBuddy November 18, 2018

Grabbity

The gravitational force that is exerted by a partier towards the whippit can (nitrous oxide dispenser) as it is passed amongst other participants. This force is often much stronger in women than in men.

Patricia used her grabbity when Mike took too long to do his whippit...

Grabbity by Sinister JZ October 6, 2019

grabity

A natural force that causes one creature to grab or grope another.

Overcome by the force of grabity, Bottom sank his claws into the bunny’s flesh.

“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”

grabity by Bottom Ford April 19, 2010

Grabity

When you want to grab something in a sexy times type of way😏

I want to grabity the titties😏😏

Grabity by @therealmookentooken October 9, 2020

flabbity gabbity

A phrase to express extreme anger or acknowledge an unfortunate circumstance.

Flabbity gabbity, I missed another long shot in pool.

flabbity gabbity by fuball63 April 2, 2015

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026