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grab your ankles 

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.
The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.
grab your ankles by firstbullet January 18, 2009
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Grab your ankles and say Pop

A saying to tell someone "Pull your head out of your ass"

Usually meant when someone is clueless, naive, dumb, or doing something stupid.
You're clueless. You really need to Grab your ankles and say Pop.

Bend over and grab your ankles 

“Bend over and grab your ankles“ A saying that you are screwed or fucked, often in a challenging or difficult situation.
“Bend over and grab your ankles“

When our car broke down off the road in the middle of nowhere, I told John that we might as well bend over and grab are ankles because it was going to be a long time before help came.

grab your ankle 

THat means you have to grab your ankles so someone can anal you. Or fuck you up your ass
Grab your ankles girl cause we gone have fun tonight.
grab your ankle by Goozy mane April 23, 2006
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026