grab the vacuum

Slang for masturbating or jacking off, used by those who do not want to say what they are really doing, as in beating off or spanking the monkey. An act in which a man pleasures himself by rubbing his penis until stuff comes out. Usually only able to be done once every 2 hours
hey umm i'll brb i just gotta grab the vacuum for a few minutes.
by Aliroth June 21, 2006
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