Goyblock

Synonym for Speculoos or Biscoff cookies, often served in Delta airplanes. Part of the all-encompassing Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race.

Passenger: "Hi, could I have some food please?"
Evil NWO flight attendant: "Eat your goyblock and shut the fuck up!"

by Klaus schwab's biggest fan February 28, 2024

goyblock

a hard block of goyslop made to fuel the avarage sheep uneducated goyim so they can wagecuck (slave) for the ultra rich elites. Better then goyslop because it saves on shipping by eliminating water, dirt cheap to make.

Goyim: Eww what is this? dry block of shit? i ain't eating that.
Zionist: Eat your goyblock and shut the fuck up

by bobbybpc March 1, 2024

godblock

similar to the cockblock, a godblock is the loss of a sexual action(s) because omnipotent reasoning by the other partner. This can be due to finding god or becoming closer to god, and believing that god disproves of that sexual act.

My girlfriend and i where having sex until she realized that god does not approve of sex until marriage. She immediately stopped having sex with me, a classic godblock.

by fishsticksgayfish April 9, 2009

Goblocker

A cock. A dick. A penis.

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"

by Godflesh May 24, 2011

godblocked

Godblocked refers almost synonymously to the term "cockblocked." However, this form only occurs when there are natural phenomena which only God could be controlling that are blocking your cock from vaginal penetration or other womanly pleasures.

While my girlfriend Allisyn was studying abroad in Indonesia, she sent me a letter one day saying "I miss you. Being away from you makes me realize just how much I truly love you. I want you to be my first the minute I get off of that plane back home." I was excited.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.

by Shawn J. R. January 1, 2008

Goblocks

One of the considered names of Roblox from 2003 to 2005, alongside with Dynablocks.
Unlike those 2 names, it never had a actual logo, despite that there was a fan art of it.

Dude 1: hey wanna play goblocks?
Dude 2: yes, and btw It’s called Roblox, but that name was in 2003

by Numpty911 March 11, 2022

Godblocked

When you've pulled out all the stops to ensure that you will get laid and you get all the way to the bedroom only to have your advances rejected at the last moment due to some allegiance to an invisible deity or code of ethics from an outdated book.

John: Dude, I had it all set up, house to ourselves, candles, a stupid chick movie, I played tears in heaven for her, i had my face as smooth as a baby's ass, got her wet, took her to the bedroom, got naked, and she's all like, "the bible says.. blah blah blah." I was like omfg!

Dave: You totally got Godblocked dude. Did you enjoy blue balls?

John: Eat shit asshole.

by G-Fizzlezorz February 9, 2010