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govanet

Someone who follows the leader and is always copying what the popular kids do, and going where the cool kids go, even though they aren't cool themselves. Often times a govanet is hanging around people more popular than themselves in order to try to become more popular
"Dude, that guy is always hanging around our friends, what a govanet"
by ItZEbert September 6, 2019
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analo-govnet

Russian phonetic pun on phrase "analogov net" meaning unparallel , unmatched, used in Kremlin propaganda texts about new weapon or piece of tech made by Russians.

In such pun form, it's written as two words: anal (of the ass) and govnet derived from govno (shit).

So the whole phrase is approximately meaning "a shit coming from one's ass" , deriding low quality or incapability of the piece of technology in question . Because everything made by Russians is shitty
The new russian fighter jet Su-57 is typical analo-govnet. Great on papers, but cannot fly without incidents
by dildo777 September 12, 2022
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Goanetse is the man, the goat of all goats
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Givanete

That bitch is Givanete
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